Q: There’s a lot of talk about you being the worldwide ambassador for the green movement. Does that make you happy?

A: Sure, glad to help. Everyone in Springtail has always lived this way. Hopefully the movement you’re talking about just becomes ordinary soon. What you know to be Organic is the only way we would ever farm our food

Q: Are those "Earthpeas" tasty?

A: They are crazy good! They taste best when you cook them in the spring water that flows through the Underdownz. You’ve never had water like this!

Q: If someone wanted to visit you, is it difficult to find your shop in Springtail?

A: Yes, very hard to find. It’s better if I come visit you. I can go anywhere in the world very quickly through my tunnel system. Everyone always gets lost after that left turn near Eastham.